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But a stony roll always gathers the stony stare.


WAITER  An Inn-experienced servant.

WAR  A wholesale means of making heroes which, if planned in a
small way, would produce only murderers.

WATER  A thin substance applied to stocks with which to soak
buyers.

WEDDING  A trade in which the bride is generally given away, and
the groom is often sold.

WEEDS  Found in gardens and widows.  For removing easily, marry the
widow.

WICKEDNESS  A myth invented by good people to account for the
singular attractiveness of others.

WIDOW  The wife of a golfer during the open season, unless she
golfs, too.  In that event the children are golf orphans.

WHISKY  Trouble put up in liquid form.

WIND  An aerial phenomenon, superinduced by an ephemeral agitation
of the nebular strata, whereby air, (hot or cold), impelled into
transitory activity, generates a prolonged passage through space,
owing to certain occult ethereal stimuli, and results in zephyrs,
breezes, blows, blow-outs, blizzards, gales, simoons, hurricanes,
tornadoes or typhoons.  Barred from Kansas Cyclone-cellars but
frequently blended with Chicago tongue--canned or conversational.

WOMAN  An aspiring creature whose political sphere is still
slightly flattened at the polls.

WORD  Something you must keep after giving it to another.

WORRY  A state of mind that leads some persons to fear, every time
the tide goes out, that it won't come in again.

WRINKLES  A merchant's trade-marks.


It's the first straw hat which shows how the wind blows.

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